Friday, 31 October 2008

5 ways to maintain a distant relationship

1. Keep blogging and emailing. Reading and writing is better than dead air on the phone.
2. Don't call when it's time to call when you are back home from work (deadly comfy); call when it's not time to call like when you can't choose between a lunch set A or B, or can't decide which bra/boxer to buy.
3. Sing a song on YouTube and send it to him/her (like one of those many cover duets of Jason Mraz's Lucky- you be Colbie or Jason).
4. Have a fancy candle dinner with him/her, involving steak cutting and red wine drinking, in front of a webcam.
5. Have another boyfriend/girlfriend(regardless of your sex) back home so you'd better keep him/her as distant as possible.

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